Archive for November, 2012

Women are Rising – So Mote it Be


I have been watching with increasing awe, love and amazement the change in how women are relating to what is going on in the world and this is about to get a whole lot wilder!!

The recent eclipse cycle has been and continues to ramp things up and as with all things Scorpionic, dark and sexual realities have unfolded with the royal commission into the catholic church and other institutions with their predatory practices and cover ups being announced [only about 30 years overdue], senior military figures in the US being undone by sexual encounters [the French must find all of that very bizarre really] and I think there will be a lot more of this to come. And that is way before we look at the death a week of a woman or child at the hands of a partner or ex partner in this country or the mind blowing madness of our current [hopefully temporary] leader who has made himself the minister for women in this country bahaha!

And from what I observe and can feel and can see in the stars, I would not be surprised in the not too distant future to see women rising up on mass against the patriarchal hierarchical structures that have held them and their children down for far too long.

Don’t be surprised to hear women, in the balancing of the feminine, simply wake up and say, I am not going to be told how and when and in what manner I will bring my children into the world – by bearded old goats who have no relationship with women and in fact forbid their priests to marry so that the church assets will not be divided in hereditary sequence.

Who dress as women in the colour red to emulate the power of a woman’s blood time while secluding bleeding women and forbidding them entry to the trembling walls of their churches, so afraid of their power, are they.
And who at the same time prey on them and their children far, far too often.
And who deny me safe and effective birth control when it is not them but women who birth life.

Who will rise up and say I am tired of wearing a cloak of black that hides me entirely and forbids me to walk the streets alone because I am meant to be responsible for a man’s rampant sexuality that he cannot contain if he sees an ankle or an eye [the insult to men this is, is just as ludicrous] when I know it is all about isolation and possession.

Who insist upon the genital mutilation of female children to ensure that they have no organ for sexual pleasure so that their old ‘husbands” to whom they were sold as children will not have to worry about pleasing them or anyone else being able to and which results in far too many deaths from infection and ensuing childbirth.

Who will stand up and say I am tired of being reduced to discussing women’s issues by consecutive governments and feeding the pap of blogospheres that talk only about getting a partner, raising a child, balancing mothering with work when pretending to be feminists and calling them ‘women’s issues’ that reduces them to something akin to a pat on the head – when these are human issues and so are world leadership, conservation, population and we are equally a part of the debate!!

Who will rise up and say I am tired of my daughters being encouraged to dress like whores while they are still children as though this is a good thing and my sons being exposed to a pornographication of the world that distorts and robs them of their own burgeoning, sensitive sexuality by corporations and foulness who for far too long have preyed on the innocent in society.

Who will rise up and say that just because my child does not fit into your insane and narrow paradigm of what is Normal – you are not going to poison them with chemicals and drug them into submission.

Who will rise up and say I trust my whole child’s reality and its ability to fit into the world of which it is a perfect part and I will not endure a system that has you channel them all into one stream and attempt to treat them all the same and “fail” them when they do not reach some arbitrary goal that has nothing to do with anything sensible at all.

Who will rise up and say I will not allow a cruel and stupid institution to tell me who my son or daughter may or may not marry and by the way I am returning my family to a world where marriage does not involve courts and law and government regulations but involves a hand fasting where we can trust that they know what they are doing and need no one’s approval.

I am not sure what it is going to look like or where it will end and this is not anti male, because I think they are in just as much, as if not more trouble, than the rest of us – it is about women who are rising and saying No to centuries of oppression of them and their freedom and their children’s freedom – to be them selves, to fly to grow into what ever it is they want it to be – it is about institutions of power in church, law, state and commerce that have destroyed the world and then blame those who are destroyed and it will stop and I did not think I would see another feminist rising in my lief but it is here and it is going to rock the world!!!!

Solidarity sisters – lets shake it up a bit and lets do it now!!

Merry Bloody Christmas

Dear Friends,

Just before the end of the year, I wanted to thank you for all the emails and messages you have forwarded to me over the year.

I must send a big thank you to whoever sent me the one about the rat shit in the glue on envelopes because now I have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also I now have to wipe the top of every bottle or can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it all to a sick girl [Penny Brown] who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,378,456th time.

But that will change once I receive the $30,000 that Bill Gates and Microsoft are sending me for participating in their special email programmes. Or from the senior bank clerk in Nigeria who wants me to split $14,000,000 with me for pretending to be a long lost relative of a customer who died intestate.

I no longer worry about my soul as I have 364,214 angels looking out for me [including cat and dog angels which has me a little confused but what the hell cant hurt].

I have learned that my prayers only get answered if I forward emails to seven friends and make a wish within five minutes.

I no longer drink coke because it removes toilet stains and because it can dissolve a single tooth over night.

I can no longer buy petrol without taking a friend along to watch the car so a serial killer wont crawl in to my back seat while I am filling up.

I no longer go to shopping centres because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me while I am unconscious.

I no longer answer the land line because someone will ask me to dial a number and then I will get a bill with numbers to jamaica, uganda, singapore and uzbekistan attached.

I can no longer use any toilet but my own because a big brown african spider is lurking under the seat waiting to cause hideous and painful death when I sit down.

I cant even pick up the $50 bill I find in the car park because it is likely to have been put there by a sexual predator waiting under the nearest car to reach out and grab my leg.

If you don’t share this message with at least 144,000 people in the next 70 minutes a large chicken [formally known as the blue bird of happiness] with diarrhoea will sit on your head at 5.00pm this afternoon and then you will be run over by 10,000 screaming naked people holding rubber tires over their heads.

I know this because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbour’s ex mother in law’s second husband’s cousin’s beautician – and she was never quite the same after.

By the way a south american scientist found, after a lengthy study, has discovered that people with a low IQ who dont seem to get enough sex – always read their messages and mail with their hand on the mouse .

Don’t bother taking it off it is too late now!!

Love, thanks and a merry festive season to you all lol xxxoooxxx